Bigger me

Lady at the McDonald's drive thru yesterday morning asked me if I wanted to make my hash brown bigger. I knew what she meant but decided to have a bit of fun and play dumb so I asked her what she meant.

Her: "Bigger, do you want to make your hash brown bigger?"

Me: "You mean the hash browns come in different sizes?"

She didn't find it too funny and final corrected herself and said "super size" (with an underlying tone of "you moron").

Ummmm no I am fine with my one fatty potato patty thank you... even if I am only allowing myself one trip to McDick's per week... breakfast only obv.