5.11.07

7 useless things that I didn't put much effort into

It's become apparant that I can't hide any longer. Sooner or later one or two people are going to see that I have not been tagged for the latest meme. I don't like them much at all, but find it rude to at least not participate... I mean it took me at least 7 minutes to get this down:

Astin and Yabi... what goes around comes around.

A). Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog...
B). Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself...
C). Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs...
D). Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


1. I use to play competitive badminton... but gave up shortly after I realized that being an alternate on your provincial team sucks balls. You never get to play!

2. I am continuously changing my facial hair... I really want to rock a moustache for more than just a weekend one day. I just shaved my goatee off this morning and now have nothing left but a soul patch. It will probably come off in a day or two and I'll start something else. A beard is also something I've never gone through with to its fullest capabilities. One day...

3. I can't burp. I've never been able to do it voluntarily. Everytime I tell someone this they find it quit shocking. I don't really have an explanation as to why, I've tried learning numerous times without any luck. Once in a while one will squeek out, but that is if I've had a "soda." I refrain from having anything carbonated at all cost... except beer. I don't even know if beer qualifies as carbonated.

4. I've never had a fawking hole in one... can you tell that I'm bitter? I've come close many many times. The latest was when I almost holed it on three different occasions in one round... on my birthday. All were tap in birdies, but damn it is it too much to ask for an Ace already? Maybe in 08.'

5. I drive a 2002 Jetta 1.8T. My new dream car is the latest Audi R8. I've already started saving.

6. If I was a chick and had nice boobs and a nice rack, I'd never leave the house.

7. Lola's favorite number is 7.

I'm going to pull a BuddyDank and refrain from tagging (torturing) anyone any further. If you are reading this and would like to participate... feel free! No need to be tagged, it's not really about all that anyway IMO. Just another way to get to know your fellow bloggey.

4 comments:

Jordan said...

A while ago, you said something about how similar we are. Its downright erie.

I don't drink carbonated beverages unless they are alcoholic (read: bear and rum & coke).

In HS, I used to be the Mr. Potato Head of facial hair. I was constantly changing it. Goatee, mutton chops, chin strap, full beard, soul patch. I've had a full beard, cut really tight (practically stubble) since I became a lawyer, but its by necessity, not choice.

yabi said...

See, your a good sport... I don't care what they say about you! =0)

TripJax said...

With the facial hair thing, you might enjoy this blog...

http://mustachesofthenineteenthcentury.blogspot.com/

It's pretty funny on occasion...

Alan aka RecessRampage said...

That made me laugh... now I'm picturing you as a dude with a stash playing badminton in short shorts... woah... now THAT's a bad beat.