Bloggers are writers now?

Not me.

I ain't so good at that reading comprehension stuff either.

I think I got a P in English 12. Wait... yep, I did.

I was too busy playin' sports and chicks all at the same time.

I feel so dumb for enjoying school the way I did. What was I thinking.

Anyone who blogs and claims to be a writer, better get paid for it or at least plan on getting paid for it. The rest are just like me. Wasting time.

That shit is hard work. Maybe I should quit and focus on other things.

Like reading comprehension.

Anyone got a wet paper bag?